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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Thu 05 May , 2022 12:06 pm
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I think penis is definitely the common denominator.

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This is why I often like reading threads backwards.

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Dolphins have been known to rape humans until the humans drown. Dolphins don't seem to comprehend that humans can't hold their breath for twenty minutes like they can.


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Posted: Fri 06 May , 2022 4:11 pm
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What an absurd way to die.

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Florida man strikes again.

"Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust"

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stup ... ery-689531


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Posted: Tue 10 May , 2022 2:30 am
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Maybe he needs to go swim with some dolphins.

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Posted: Tue 10 May , 2022 4:21 am
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Oh dear. Did he just then notice?

In much more wholesome news, here's a headline that reads like a Markov chain yet is nice and accurate.

Culture Matters
Dolly Parton to star in a musical on TikTok about Taco Bell's Mexican pizza

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Well, I've pretty much decided that Dolly Parton is a saint, and the Mexican pizza was one of the few things I almost liked at Taco Bell. So I'll watch it.

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Aren't tiktok videos only a few seconds long? Or is that part of the joke?


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I've found some that are longer, so there must be some flexibility. Maybe if you pay? Or do a live feed?

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There's a fun game on Reddit where you turn Bible stories into Florida Man headlines... we should do the same with Lotr/Silmarillion

Florida man marries sister. Claims it was amnesia

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Turin as Florida Man has possibilities.

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Florida man goes on crime spree with giant spider, then is surprised when she turns on him.

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Florida man spends all his time watching MNN*, gets depressed, commits suicide and tries to kill son as well

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Jude wrote: *  Tue 10 May , 2022 3:18 pm
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Mine was: Florida man shoots, kills large reptile with bow and arrow, destroys home

"Florida man flees home to escape giant lizard" works too


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Jude wrote:
Florida man spends all his time watching MNN*, gets depressed, commits suicide and tries to kill son as well

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Not necessarily in that order. ;)

Florida man unleashes a giant reptile on a city in the aftermath of a robbery gone wrong.

Florida man disappears in the middle of his own party, suspicion falls on his homeless associate

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I posted on Facebook. Its gaining momentum :)

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Estel Dúnadan
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Posted: Wed 11 May , 2022 8:19 am
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LOL! I think it needs its own thread here.


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A man died of a heart attack while burying a woman he killed, S.C. sheriff says

Alternative headline: South Carolina man makes a bid to supplant Florida man.

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Estel Dúnadan
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Posted: Thu 12 May , 2022 1:01 pm
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I saw that - I think the opinion of the article author was that karma got the guy.

There was a Florida Man story with a happy ending today: https://notthebee.com/article/florida-m ... -goes-down
Sounds like a movie, but it happened in real life.


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